I am on here to mock you. Because I consider you all pathetic. Because I consider myself above you. And because I am very, very bored.
Q&A:

If you're a girl, why is your username a guy's name?

Who said I was a girl? That automatic default setting, right? Well, maybe I am and maybe I am. But I chose the name I did because it's my pseudonym. If you don't know what that word means...I probably won't like you.

Will you really not like me if I don't know what "pseudowhatever" means?

Possibly. Possibly not. It depends how much you amuse me.

Why are you even on here if you're so mean? No way anyone will want to hook up with you if you're gonna be like that.

I'm on here because dating sites amuse me. Also, I'm not looking for a relationship. I don't like relationships. I don't mind making friends, however, so feel free to be...friendly. Ish.

Why don't you like relationships?

Because the things that define relationships I find repulsive. I hate being touched, I do not like kissing, I do not like cuddling(except with animals) I don't like sweet-talking to people, I don't like being sweet-talked to, and I hate it when people try to take care of me or love me...if they're not family. I'm also sadistic, which makes things even harder. I also--here's the kicker--I also do not like $3x. I do not like the word, I do not like it, and I don't think it's funny when people tease me about it. I don't like thinking about it or the word. Because I'm freakish like that.

How can you not like $3x?

Shut up.

Further miscellaneous...if you think you can win my heart, you're an idiot, but go ahead and try. It'll amuse me greatly.
Random facts:
I'm terrified of the dark when I'm alone...
I'm celibate...
I'm hardcore Christian, means I don't cuss, drink, smoke, ink myself(though I do design tattooes), or like it when other people do. I'm bad with words when it comes to witnessing, so don't expect me to preach to you--action is more my thing. If you want to ask me about it, great. I'll talk to you about it--but do not come on aggressive like you're trying to get into an argument. I'm not here to debate, so take your pre-meditated aggression elsewhere, plxkthnx.
I am obsessed with icanhascheezburger.com.
I just Lost The Game.
I am an artist. I made that profile picture, and there's more to it, by the by. I design tattooes, make pictures, take requests...all sorts of fun stuff.
I am also a writer. I'm writing a book and I write poetry that makes no sense to anyone.
I am not high right now.
I am insane.
I am amused by vegetarians.
If we disagree on something, I'm sorry, but I hope we can still be friends.
I have an account on Neopets.
I am missing the new episode of Monk, so if you'll excuse me...